Broccoli or Cauliflower?

lessons of politics #1

I don't like broccoli, but I HATE cauliflower (U. N. Known)


it's all about broccoli and cauliflower

if someone decides for you whether you're gonna have broccoli or cauliflower for dinner - you call that a dictatorship

if people can vote to choose between broccoli and cauliflower - then you call it a 2-party democracy

if you add zucchini, turnip and pumpkin to the 2 party democracy - then you'll have a multiparty democracy, also known as grandma's soup

if most of the people share the grandma' soup while few others eat marinated steak, then you call it communism -

if you have a lot of cheap grandma's soup and you sell it to the rest of the world, buying back U.S. treasury bonds - then you call it chinese communism

if you cook your own grandma' soup you are a dangerous anarchist and the soup is probably too salty

if your grandma cooks the soup for you - then you're probably italian and the soup is gonna taste much better



if you like broccoli and/or cauliflower - well, in that case I guess you just have a terrible taste